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This modern piece of artistic design is dedicated to Sealaska Heritage Institute from Jake, with Love:
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

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Ode to an office

This modern piece of artistic design is dedicated to Sealaska Heritage Institute from Jake, with Love:

Memoirs of an Associate(Warning: Copious amounts of soul searching required.)

Office,

You're such a sweet and charismatic office

You provide warmth, love, and staplers

My human emotions are triggered by your policy of endearment

Without you

The walls of my soul would collapse

If you were an actress

You'd be Faye Dunaway

Because you have a genuinely sweet core

If you were a musician

You'd be George Michael

I don't know why you'd be George Michael

But you would

If I were not human and could be anything on planet earth

I would be you, Office

Jake Dutton, Juneau


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