web-posted Wednesday, October 1, 2014
"I once saw a man with a peach for a head. So I went up to him and said, 'Hey, you have a peach for a head!' He said, 'Funny story. A genie recently granted me three wishes. So for my first wish, I wished to be the richest man in the world, and then a man showed up and gave me millions of dollars and now I'm a millionaire! Then I wished to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and now I'm married to Jennifer Lawrence! And for my third wish, I wished to have a peach for a head.'"
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